Moving SUCKS
I never really thought I’d live back down south again, but here I am. Louisville. Kentucky. The people I knew in Connecticut were like, “Are there even RESTAURANTS in Kentucky?” I guess the perception is that it’s all moonshine, three teeth and marrying your sister, but in actuality, L’ville is a pretty big town with […]
Burnt Like Toast
Bonsoir…I just got home from France, which was very cool… the food is great, it’s GORGEOUS, and it’s everything you see in pictures, plus more. Being there on a modeling job allowed me look at things with a different, back-to-my-roots perspective.I’m still tired as hell, though.BTW, sorry if I haven’t gotten back to your emails…I’ve […]
AWR Wrestling Tour
Day 21 – Travel from Bucharest to Sofia: Where else but Bulgaria can you hear “The Final Countdown” by Europe and Hooters “All You Zombies”? Oh, FYI: Bret Hart watched all the matches on tour from the bleachers in Germany, so he’s already doing more than most so-called talent scouts do.When we went through passport […]
AWR Europe
(…all I wanted to do on this tour was two things: See Dracula’s castle and shop for lingerie at Soliel Sucre in France. )Side note: Bret Hart watched all the matches on tour from the bleachers in Germany, so he’s already doing more than most so-called talent scouts do. Sad to say!Day 18 – Bucharest: […]
AWR Europe
I’d heard a lot of grumbling from fans about the steep cost of the AWR tickets. This was undoubtedly because of the expense of the tour. The travel costs associated with this tour alone were outrageous, between 2 tour busses (one for talent, and a sleeper bus for the crew), drivers, hotels, flights…and feeding us. […]
AWR Europe
Part 1Northern FranceDay 1 – Louisville KY: Here I am, in Canada on Christmas, so tired I keep falling asleep in front of the fireplace despite plying myself with many cups of coffee AND a rather raucous family talking loudly around me. This was my seventh country this month and that I am never, EVER […]
A Return to WSU Wrestling!
If you came out to WSU or ordered the iPPV, thank you! WSU’s new PINK ring is girly and all kinds of awesome. So, yes. I re-debuted. I kicked ass and chewed bubblegum. Poor Jennifer Cruz didn’t know what hit her when she got German suplexed across the ring and then submissioned for the tap […]
Bill Grant NPC Figure & Bodybuilding Show and Comic Book Stuff…
If you don’t know legendary bodybuilder Bill Grant you should. At age 58 Bill still maintains a championship physique worthy of his legendary bodybuilding status. He’s a World Renowned Pro Fitness Expert and was Mr. America (1972), Mr. World (1974). He was also featured in Pumping Iron.So, after twelve and a half hours of driving, […]
FANtasy
Since hitting my thirties, I can personally confirm to you that YES, a woman’s sex drive goes through the roof. Some days, it’s all I think about. Well, many days.So, when S. submitted this FANtasy to me, I thought I’d add it here. Hot chicks with dick may not be your cup of tea, but […]
“April Hunter” turns 19…Part 1
I was straightening up my living room as I realized with a shock that this summer—right now—I have been doing the April Hunter Nude thing for nineteen years. Wow. I started as a teenager for some quick rent money when I lost my waitressing job after moving to my own place. And now, it’s evolved […]
American Men
“It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.” –Bridgitte Bardot.I’ve gone off American guys. I can’t remember the last time I slept with one. It’s to where an uncircumcised penis is what’s normal to me. I think 1997 was the last time I slept with one of my fellow […]
Adjusting to Looey-ville.
Louisville.Looey-ville. Louis-ville. Lul-vul. Whatever. I really like it here.It’s funny how the very people I couldn’t wait to get away from in the northeast are the ones I call friends down here in Louisville. Louisville is made up of a 50/50 mix: half from here and half from everywhere else. Most of the people I […]