TSA: Children who “opt out” of the pat down will be told Santa is dead.Day 14 – Rouen: Up, down. Up, down. Up-down-up-down-up-down. Slower. Up. Down. Up. Down. Sigh. My armrest is broken. It won’t click into place. Dammit. Another 6 a.m. start, which is challenging...
Seriously…FUCK PAY TOILETTES!Day 11 – Clermont Ferrand (Day off): 48 hours off! Must. Find. Laundry. Immediately. Or my socks will walk themselves into a washer. We couldn’t get out of that Orleans hotel fast enough, so first thing in the morning we loaded up and hit...
Ah, VIOLA!Day 7 – Dijon: FUCK PAY TOILETTES. That said: Shitters full! Ewww. It was SO bad, the bus driver had to do an unscheduled stop to dump it, since everyone in the lower part of the double-decker bus was literally gagging. Oh, the glamour just never...
Filming “Ultimate Death Match III”, Photo shoots & back in the ring…like an idiot.Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie. Redheads know they could do it better.So much went on this month…I can’t even detail it all. Somehow, I managed to function at a...
“Wash butan, Bitte!”Day 4 – Up at 6 am for the 8 hour bus ride to Marseille: We all got maybe two and a half hours sleep the night before, so the bus resembled a crime scene, with bodies laid out everywhere.Sylvan does the French Canadian commentary for TNA, where...
AWR France Wrestling Tour: Scarefest & BordeauxMen are like FASHION: The cutest ones are usually European.I’m spending most of November doing another European wrestling tour for AWR…I know, you are wondering if I’m frigging stupid? I couldn’t resist though! I...
