TSA: Children who “opt out” of the pat down will be told Santa is dead.Day 14 – Rouen: Up, down. Up, down. Up-down-up-down-up-down. Slower. Up. Down. Up. Down. Sigh. My armrest is broken. It won’t click into place. Dammit. Another 6 a.m. start, which is challenging since we don’t get back to the hotel until […]